Boston Legal Word Salad Day Season 2, Episode 21 Written by David E.Kelley ©2006 David E.Kelley Productions.All Rights Reserved.Broadcast:March 28, 2006 Transcribed by Imamess for Boston-Legal.org [version:April 1, 2006] Judge Stephen Bickels courtroom is full and tense.Seated at the plaintiffs table are an African-America man and woman.At the defense table, corporate big wigs and their lawyer, Eric Yavitch.Alan addresses the jury.Alan Shore:and over forty percent of the ground water in the United States, forty percent, is contaminated by industrial, agricultural household pollution.Over the last five years hundreds of thousands of blood tests given to Massachusettss children have shown elevated levels of lead in their blood.And yet, what is our biggest fear?The dirty bomb, not the dirty water.Eric Yavitch:Objection, Your Honor.Mr Shore is introducing evidence in his closing that was never presented at trial.Alan Shore:Nonsense, Your Honor.I refer you to plaintiffs exhibit number apple.Eric Yavitch:I beg your pardon?Alan Shore:Apple trash can is picked from God.Everyone looks at Alan, confused.Alan appears as though everything is okay.Eric Yavitch:Huh?Judge Stephen Bickel:Mr.Shore
