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141. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key.
142. Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
143. Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckle1 on their hat.
144. What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?
They both have stuffing.
145. What key won't open any door?
A turkey.
146. Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
147. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the turkey's foot.
148. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To show he wasn't a chicken.
149. What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
150. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had drumsticks.