篇章：ItsHardtoKnowWhentoStop
Anoldmanwenttothedoctorandbegantopourouthisproblems. Asthedoctoraskedmoreaboutwhatwasthematterwithhim, theoldmansaid, WellDoc, afterIgettothefirst, Imvery, verytired. Afterthesecond, Ifeelallin. Afterthethird, myheartbeginstopound. Afterthefourth, Ibreakoutinacoldsweat. Andafterthefifth, Imsoexhausted, IfeellikeImgoingtodie, rightthenandthere!
Thatsincredible, saidthedoctor, buthowoldareyou?
Eighty-five, thepatientsaid. Andthedoctorsaid, Well, at 85, whydontyoustopatthefirst?
Themansaid, Icantstop: Iliveonthefifthfloor!
一个老人去看医生，滔滔地讲述他的问题。医生进一步询问他的症状，他说：医生啊!我上第一层之后，感到非常累!上了第二层，觉得快不行了!到第三层，心跳加剧!到第四层，大冒冷汗!到第五层，筋疲力尽， 感觉当场就要死了!
真不可思议啊!医生说：你今年几岁呢?
八十五，病人说。医生说：噢，八十五岁了!为什么你不一开始就停下来?
老人回答：我不能停下来，我住在第五层楼啊!
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