RACHEL
“It’snotthatcommon, itdoesn’thappentoeveryguyanditisabigdeal!”
“Idon’twantyoutobuymeahat. I’msayingIamahat! It’sametaphor, Daddy!”
“OhmyGod. I’vebecomemyfather. I’vebeentryingsohardnottobecomemymother, Ididn’tseethiscoming.”
“Isn’tthatjustkick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neckfantastic?”
ROSS
“Wewereonabreak!”
“You’reoverme? Whenwereyouever… underme?”
“Youatemysandwich? Mysandwich?”
“IgotreallyhotinmyleatherpantssoItookthemoff, buttheymusthaveshrunkfromthesweatormylegsexpandedfromtheheat. Ican’tputthembackon!”
PHOEBE
“Smellycat, smellycat, whataretheyfeedingyou? Smellycat, smellycat, it’snotyourfaa-aa-ult.”
“Something’swrongwiththeleftphalange!”
“Ifyouwanttoreceiveemailsaboutmyupcomingshows, pleasegivememoneysoIcanbuyacomputer.”
“Yourtombstonecansaywhateveryouwantittosay... Mine’sgoingtosay: 'PhoebeBuffay, BuriedAlive.’”
MONICA
“OK, I’mresponsible, I’morganised, buthey, Icanbeakook.”
“Everyoneknowsthebasicsevenerogenouszones.”
“Hetoldmeaboutyourapartment. And, well, Icouldn’tsleepthinkingaboutit. SowoulditbeOKifIcleanedit?”
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