“哈哈，多好玩呀！笑死我了”我自说自话，
"Haha, whatfun! "I'mlaughing," Isaidtomyself,
“你在看什么，那么好笑”？妈妈问，
"Whatareyoulookingat, sofunny"? Askedhermother.
“你猜呀！”我卖着关子。
"Guess!" I'mselling.
“哦！是在看《脑筋急转弯》呀”！
"Oh! I'mwatching "brainteaser"!
“妈妈，什么东西生的可以吃，熟的可以吃，洗过了不能吃”。我给妈妈出了一个脑筋急转弯。
"Mom, whatcanbeeatenraw, cookedorwashed?". Igavemymotherabraintease.
是什么东西呢妈妈歪着脑袋，眨着眼怎么也没想出来。
Whatisit? Mothertiltedherheadandblinkedhereyes. Shedidn'tthinkofit.
“是水嘛”我调皮的回答。
"It'swater," Irepliedmischievously.
我又来了。请问：“老师说，我们身体有206块骨头，可小胖说他有207块，为什么？”妈妈说小胖是残疾。要么摔跤骨折了。
I'mhereagain. Excuseme: "theteachersaidthatourbodyhas 206 bones, butxiaopangsaidthathehas 207. Why?" Mothersaidlittlefatisdisabled. Orthewrestlingbroke.
“错。小胖吃完饭的时候不小心吞下了一块鱼骨头。”妈妈的表情很失望。
"Wrong. Xiaopangaccidentallyswallowedafishbonewhenhefinishedeating. " Mother'sexpressionwasdisappointed.