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Friends老友记 Episode 318:TheOneWithTheHypnosisTape
TheOneWithTheHypnosisTape
[Scene:CentralPerk, allbutChandlerarethere, Joeylaughsfornoapparentreason.]
Monica: (toJoey) What抯 sofunny?
Joey:Oh, nothing, no. It抯 anactingexercise, I抦 practisingmyfakelaugh.
Monica:Oh. (shelaughs)
Joey:What-what抯 sofunny?
(Chandlerenterswithacigarette.)
Gunther: (toChandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, there抯 noneofthatinhere.
Chandler:Ohcomeonman! Atleastletmefinishthislastone.
Gunther:Okay, butonlyifyougivemeadrag.
Chandler:Okay.
(Chandlerhandshimthecigarette, andhetakesalongdrag.)
Gunther:Ohdarkmother, onceagainIsuckleatyoursmokeytit. (handsChandlerbackthecigarette.)
Chandler:No-no, whydon抰 youhangontothatone.
(HegoesandsitsdownnexttoRachelandputsacigaretteinhismouth, whichRacheltakesawayfromhim. Heputsanothercigaretteinhismouth, andRacheltakesitawayagain.)
Chandler:Okay, that抯 liketheleastfungameever.
Rachel:Well, I抦 reallysickofyoursmoking, soIbroughtsomethingthatisgoingtohelpyouquit. (handshimanaudiocassette)
Chandler:Oh. (takesthecassetteandputsitonhisarmlikethestopsmokingpatch, anditfallsoff.) Nope, thatpatchisnogood. (JoeyandMonicabothdotheirfakelaughs.)
Rachel:Comeon, it抯 ahypnosistape. Thiswomanatworkuseditfortwoweeksstraightandshehasn抰 smokedsince.
Ross:Pffhah.
Rachel: (toRoss) What抯 yourproblem?
Ross:Nothing, it抯 justthathypnosisisbeyondcrap.
Rachel:Ross, IwatchedyougethypnotisedinAtlanticCity.
Ross:Hey, thatguydidnothypnotiseme! Okay.
Rachel:Ohright, 慶auseyoualwayspullyourpantsdownatthecountofthreeandplayWipe-outonyourbuttcheeks.
Phoebe:Allright, y'knowforgethypnosis. Thewaytoquitsmokingisyouhavetodancenakedinafieldofheather, andthenbathinthesweatofsixhealthyyoungmen.
Chandler:OrwhatmyFathercalledThursdaynight.
OPENINGCREDITS
[Scene:CentralPerk, continuedfromearlier, RossishandingRachelacupofcoffee.]
Ross:Hereyougo.
Rachel:Oh, y'knowwhat, Ididn抰 wantcinnamononthis.
Ross:Sorry. (Toremedythat, Rossscoopsthecinnamonoffofthetopwithhishand.)
Frank: (entering) Hi!
Phoebe:OhmyGod!!
Frank:Hi!
Phoebe:Frank! Hi!
Frank:Howareyou?
Phoebe:Whatareyoudoinghere?
Frank:Oh, welly'know, Iwould抳ecalledbutIlostyourphonenumberandthenah, myMomlockedmeoutofthehousesoIcouldn抰 findit. Andthen, Itriedtofindapayphone, andah, thereceiverwascutoff. So...
Phoebe:Whathappened?
Frank:Ah, oh, theah, vandalism.
Phoebe:But, also, whathappenedbetweenyouandyourMom?
Frank:Well, wegotintoafight 慶auseah, shesaidIwastoimmaturetogetmarried.
Phoebe:Yourgettingmarried?!
Frank:Oh, yeah!
All:Wow!
Phoebe:Mylittlebrother抯 gettingmarried!!
Frank:Oh, Iknewyou抎 besocoolaboutthis. Allright, ah, hey, doyouwanttomeether?
Phoebe:DoI?
Frank:Doyou?
Phoebe:Yeah, Ido, yeah.
Frank:Okay, cool, allright, shejustah, parkingthetruck. (toJoey) I抦 gonna, I抦 gonnagetmyah, myfianc閑 man!
Chandler:Y'know, Iwould抳ebetgoodmoneythathe抎 bethefirstoneofustogetmarried.
Phoebe:Yeah, isn抰 itfantastic?
Monica:Yeah, ah, butPheebsdon抰 youthinkhe抯 alittleyoungtogetmarried?
Phoebe:What, he抯 18.
Ross:Exactly, it抣lbeillegalforhimtodrinkathisownbachelorparty.
Joey:Yeah, or-ortogetahooker.
Chandler:AlwaysillegalJoe.
Frank: (enteringwithhisfianc閑 Alice, whoisobviouslymuch, mucholderthanheis) Hey! Hey! Thisisah, myfianc閑, Mrs. Knight. (hepointsoutPhoebetoher)
Alice:Y'knowit-it抯 funny, um, Franktoldmesomuchaboutyou, butyournothowIpicturedyouatall.
Phoebe:Yeah, I抦 abigsurprise.
(Rossletsthembothsitinhischair.)
Monica:So, um, how-howdidyouguysmeet?
Frank:Wellum, IwasinahMrs. Knight抯 ah, ImeanAlice, sorry, Alice, Ialwaysdothat. Iwasinherah, HomeEcclass.
Alice:Andhewasmybeststudent.
Frank:Yeah, shewasmybestteacher.
Alice:Ohhh. (Theyembraceinaverypassionatekiss.)
Chandler:Ifthatdoesn抰 keepkidsinschool, whatwill?
Ross:Andsonowyouguysaregonnabemarried?
Alice:Yeah. Y'knowwe-wetalkedaboutjustlivingtogether, butum, wewanttohavekidsrightaway.
(BothChandlerandPhoebehaveshockedlooksontheirfaces.)
Rachel:OhmyGod!! Great!
Phoebe:Wow, kids. Frank, areyousureyou抮ereadyforthat?
Frank:Imean, howhardcanitbe? Y'know, Imean, y'know, babies, y'knowwhodoesn抰 wantbabiesright? Andbesidesy'know, IneverhadaDadaround, andah, now-nowIalwayswill, 慶ausey'know, it抣lbeme. Right?
Alice:Y'know, Imean, reallywedorealisethatthere抯 anagedifferencebetweenus.
Phoebe:Ohgood! Okay. 慍auseyouwereactinglikeyoudidn抰.
Alice:Ohno, butwhenitcomestolove, whatdoesagematter?
(Theybothgrowlandhissateachotherandthenkisspassionatelyagain.)
[Scene:Chandler抯 bedroom, Chandlerislisteningtothehypnosistape.]
HypnosisTape:Youarefallingfastasleep. Deeper. Deeper. Deeper. Youarenowcompletelyasleep. Youdon抰 needtosmoke. Cigarettesdon抰 controlyou. Youareastrong, confidentwoman, whodoesnotneedtosmoke. Astrong, confidentwoman.
[Scene:TheMoondanceDiner, Monicaisworking, Rachelishavinglunch.]
Monica:Andy'knowwhat, Ijustrealised, inthelastyearI抳eonlygoneoutwithtwoguys, RichardandJulio. Yougottahelpmeouthere, yougottasetmeup, yougottagetmebackinthegame.
Rachel:Well, thatshouldn抰 beaproblem. ImeanIworkinfashionandallImeetareeligiblestraightmen.
Monica: (toacustomer) Pete, canIgetyousomethingelse?
Pete:Yeah, asliceofcheesecakeand-andadateifyou抮egiven?慹mout.
Monica:Haven抰 youandIcoveredthattopic?
Pete:Hmm, comeon, youjustsaidtoherthatyou?
Monica:Aww, theonlyreasonyouwanttogooutwithmebecausemyblondwig, andthebigboobs, andthefactthatIserveyoufood.
Pete:Well, ifthatweretrue, I抎 datingmyAuntRuth. Andthetwotimeswewentoutwerejustplainawkward. (toRachel) Comeon, youthinksheshouldgooutwithme, don抰 you?
Rachel: (laughs) Well, Imean, areyousureyouwanttogooutwithher? Imeanthatain抰 aprettypictureinthemorning, y択nowwhatImean. Thatwigallindisarray, andboobsflungoverthenightstand, y'know.
Monica:Imeanreally, thinkaboutit.
Pete:Ho-ho, Iwill.
[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's, RossandJoeyarebeinglecturedbyPhoebe.]
Phoebe:No, Iknow, Iknow, thatthisisFrank抯 life, (walksbehindthem, theyturnaroundintheleatherchairstofaceher) y'know. Y'know, Idon抰 wanttobealljudgmental, y'know, butthisissick, it抯 sickandwrong!
Ross:Pheebs, what, isittheagething?
Phoebe:No-no, oh, I抦 finewiththeagethingy'know, untilitstartsstickingit抯 tonguedownmylittlebrother抯 throat!
Joey:Pheebs, heseemstoenjoyit.
Phoebe:But, Imean, doyouthinkhe抯 gonnaenjoyitwhenhe抯 uptohiselbowsinthediapersfromallthebabiestheyhavetohaverightaway?! ThisisnotfairtoFrank, (shewalksbehindthemagain, andheyagainturntofollowher) andit-it抯 notfairtothebabies, andy'knowwhat, it抯 notgoodhomeeconomics.
Joey:Well, have-haveyoutoldhimhowyoufeel?
Phoebe:Yes. Notoutloud.
Ross:Pheebs, ifyoudon抰 tellhim, soonhe抯 gonnabemarried, andthenyou抮egonnahateyourself.
Phoebe:Yeah, butifIdotellhim, thenhe抯 gonnahatemyself. ImeanlookathimandhisMom, Ican抰. (pause) But, youguyscan, pleaseyougottatalkhimoutofit.
RossandJoey: No-no-no-no-no. (Theystarttoturnaway, butPhoebestopsthem, andturnsthembacktofaceher.)
Phoebe:Comeon, youguys, youhavenothingtolose, Ihaveeverythingtolose. Doyouwantmetoloseeverything? Everything?!
RossandJoey: No.
Phoebe:Okay, I抦 gonnagogetFrank. (exits)
Joey:So, we抮ewalkingdownthestreetandIturntoyouandIsay, 揌ey, let抯 gohangoutatTotallyNudeNudes,?remember? Andthen, andthen, youturntomeandsay, 揘ah, let抯 justhangoutatyourplace.? Well, thatwasanicemovedumbass.
[Scene:MonicaandRachel's, RachelandMonicaareentering.]
Rachel:Ithinkyoushoulddefinitelygooutwiththisguy.
Monica:Nah, hedoesn抰 doanythingforme.
Rachel:Monica, lastSaturdaynight, whathappenedonWalker: TexasRanger?
Monica:Well, umm, Walkerwaslookingforthisbigbusloadofkids? (realises) Allright, Igetyourpoint.
Rachel:Allright.
Chandler: (entering, carryingabriefcase) Hi.
Monica:Hey.
Chandler:Y'know, Iforgotthecombinationtothisaboutayearago? Ijustcarryitaround. DoyouhaveanyChapStick?
Monica:Uh, yeah.
Rachel:Hey, howarethosetapesworkingoutforya?
Chandler:Y'knowwhat, prettygood.
Rachel:Yeah?
Chandler:Good! Ihaven抰 smokedyettoday, Ifeelgreat, and-and-andconfident, thatisastunningblouse.
Rachel:Thankyou.
Monica:Hereyougo.
Chandler:Thanks
Rachel:HeyMon, let抯 givePeteachanceComeon, hewasfunny, heseemsreallynice, andthatcheckthingwasadorable.
Chandler:Whatcheckthing?
Monica:Asajoke, thiscustomeratworkwhohasacrushonmegavemea $20,000 tip. Hisnumberisonthecheck, hejustdidsoI抎 callhim.
Chandler: (readingthecheck) PeteBecker. Pete?(quicklygrabsamagazineandopensituptoshowherapicture) (pointingtothepicture) Isthishim?
Monica:That抯 BillClinton.
Chandler:Who抯 hehuggin?
Monica:OhmyGod! That抯 Pete! ButwhyisBillhuggin?Pete?
Chandler:ThisguyinventedMoss 865! Everyofficeintheworldusesthatprogram!
Rachel:Weuseit!!
Chandler:Thereyougo!!
Rachel:OhmyGod, Monica抯 gonnagooutwithamillionaire.
Monica:I抦 notgonnagooutwithhim.
Rachel:OhmyGod, Ican抰 believethisisareal $20,000 check, ohthisisjustsoexciting.
Monica:Orincrediblyoffensive.
Rachel:Ohyeah, sure, thattoo.
(ChandlerisputtingontheChapStickthesamewaythatwomenputonlipstick, includingthebitwiththepieceoftissue.)
Chandler: (tothegirlswhoarestaringathim) What?
[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's, RossandJoeyaretalkingtoFrank.]
Ross:Allwe抮esayingisdon抰 rushintoanything.
Joey:Yeah, comeon, thinkaboutit. You抮e 18, okay, she抯 44, whenyou抮e 36, she抯 gonnabe 88.
Frank:What, youdon抰 thinkIknowthat?
Joey:Look, thepointis, there抯 alotofwomenoutthereyouhaven抰 evenhadsexwithyet!
Ross:Yeah, he-he抯 right, he抯 right. Thisisyourtimey'know, yeah, you抮eyoung, you抮e-you抮eweird, chicksdigthat.
Frank:Okay, butisn抰 sexbetterwhenit抯 withonepersonthatyoureally, reallycareabout.
Joey:Yeah, inapoemmaybe.
Ross:Notheman抯 right, that抯 whatIhadwithRachel.
Frank:Youdon抰 haveitanymore?
Ross:No, Iah, Isleptwithsomeoneelse.
Frank:Okay, sowait, allright, sohowdoesthatmakethingsbetter?
Ross:Itdidn抰.
Frank:Okay, sowhatyouusedtohavewithRachel, iswhatI抳egotwithAlice.
Joey:Now, wh-what, whatisthatlike?
Frank:It抯 socoolman, it抯 so, it抯 just 慶ausebeingwithherissomuchbetterthanlikenotbeingwithher.
Ross:Yeah, yeah.
Joey: (toRoss) Whycan抰 Ifindthat?
Ross:Don抰 askme, IhaditandIblewit!
Joey:Well, Iwantit!
Frank:Youcanhaveit!
Joey:Idon抰 know, maybeIcan抰. Imean, maybethere抯 somethingwrongwithme.
Ross:Oh, no! No!
Frank:It抯 outthereman! I抳eseenit! Igotit!!
Joey:Thenyouholdontoit!!
Frank:Allright, man!!
Joey:Allright, congratulationsyouluckybastard! (hugshim)
[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's, it抯 afterRossandJoey抯 talkwithFrank, andPhoebe抯 isfindingoutwhathappened.]
Phoebe: (toJoey) You抮eFrank抯 bestman?!
Joey:Icouldn抰 helpit, thereloveissopure.
Phoebe:Wellthen, (toRoss) whataboutyou?! Huh?!
Ross:I抦 theringbearer.
(AsPhoebestandsthereinshockanddisbelief, Chandlercomesoutofthebathroomandwalkstohisbedroom. He抯 justgotoutoftheshowerandhasthetowelwrappedaroundhimselfhighacrosshischest, andanothertowelwrappedaroundhishead, likewomenweartowels. JoeywatchesChandlerwonderingwhatthehellhe抯 doing.)
COMMERCIALBREAK
[Scene:Phoebe抯, Phoebeisopeningthedoor.]
Phoebe:Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. I抦 sogladyoucouldcome, 慶auseI抳egotarealumm, HomeEcemergency. (Pointstothetablecloth, whichhasahugemustardstainonit.)
Alice:OhmyGod, whodiedonthis?!
Phoebe:Yeah, Iknow. It抯 arealmustard-tastrophe. Canyouhelpme?
Alice:Absolutely. Okay, firstwe抣lstartwithalittleclubsodaandsalt, andthenifthatdoesn抰 workwecangobackto?br>
Phoebe:Y'knowwhat, forgetit. It抯 ruined.
Alice:Ohno-no, neversaythat. Ifwecan抰 getitoutthenwecancutaroundthestain, addalittlelace, youmakeastylishthrow.
Phoebe:Orinstead, maybeyoucouldjustnotmarrymybrotherFrank.
[Scene:Pete抯 office, heisparticipatinginaconferencecallwiththreeotheremployees, eachofwhomareonadifferentTVscreenthathecontrolswitharemote.]
Pete:Okay, that抯 great, butcanwemakeitsmaller? Canwemakeitfitontheheadofapin? Ilovewhenwemakethingsfitontheheadofapin.
All:Gotit. Yeahallright. Yeah, okay.
(Theintercombuzzes.)
Secretary:YouhaveaMissMonicaGellerhere.
Pete:Uh, absolutely, yeah, sendherin. (Monicaenters) Hi.
Monica:Whatthehellisthis? (holdingupthecheck)
Pete:Hangonasecond. (totheemployees) I抣l-I抣ltalktoyouinthemorning. (turnstwoofthethreeoff) I抦 sorrywhat?
Monica:Seriously, whatisthissupposedtomean?
Pete:Well, y択now, Ineverknowhowmuchtotip.
Monica:You抮esupposedtodoublethetax. NotdoublethetaxofRomania. Imean, what抯-what抯 thedeal? Areyou, areyoutryingtobuyme? Isthisthewayyougetgirlstogooutwithyou?
Employee:Umm, I抦 stillhere.
Pete: (turnsofftheTV) You抮etakingthisallwrong. Because, ifIdidn抰 leaveyouthattip, youwouldn抰 ofcomedownhere, wewouldn抰 behavingthisargument, andtherewouldn抰 bethisah, heatbetweenus.
Monica:What?!
Pete:Comeon, yougottaadmitthatourrelationshipisah, ishittinganewlevelnow. 慍auseyouusedtobelikethechef, andIwasthecustomer, andnowwe抮elikethis-thiscouplethatfights.
Monica:Okay, umm, you抮ealoon.
Pete:Look, forgetthecheck, okay. (ripsupthecheck) Ilikeyou. Ithinkyou抮egreat. Comeon, whatdoyousay?
Monica:Idon抰 know.
Pete:Whynot?
Monica: 慍auseIdon抰 wanttoencouragethiskindofbehaviour.
Pete:Onemeal! That抯 allI抦 askingfor. Please? Wegoout, weeat, andifyoudon抰 haveagoodtime, Igiveyoutengrand, wecalliteven.
[Scene:Phoebe抯, sheiscominghome. Sheturnsonthelights, andsitsdownonthecouch.]
Frank: (hidingunderapileofclothes) Hi. (Shejumpsupscreaming.) Wait, no! Justputthemaildown. It抯-it抯 me!
Phoebe:Okay. Whoa, sorry. Whywereyoujustlikeallinthedark?
Frank:Ohwell, um, your, yourlaundryjustsmelledsogood, thatIthoughtI抎 curlupinit. Isthatallright?
Phoebe:Oh, yeah, sure. So, howwasyourday?
Frank:Oh, welljustprobablytheworstonesinceI抳ebeenalive.
Phoebe:Whatumm, whathappened?
Frank:Umm, Aliceah, sheah, calleditoff.
Phoebe:Ohno. Didumm, didshesaywhy?
Frank:Uh, no, notreally, justthatIwastooyoung, y'know, butIdon抰 seehowIcouldallofthesuddenbetooyoung, 慶auseI抦 olderthanIwaswhenwefirstgottogether.
Phoebe:Yeah, yeah, no, Idon抰, Idon抰 know. But, y'knowwhat, maybeit抯 justallforthebest?
Frank:Yeah, ifthebestislikeunbelievablepain!
Phoebe:Oh, sweetie, oh. (hugshim)
Frank:Y'know, Ijustwasfinallyhappyy'know. Forthefirsttimeinmylife! AftermyDadleftme, andthen, andthengettingarrestedforstealingthosebirds, andthen, andthenthewholepuncturedlungthing! Ican, it抯 stillreallyhardtotakedeepbreathsincoldweather, butwithAliceallthatstuffkindawentaway. Andnowit抯, andnowit抯 goneandIdon抰 knowwhy!
Phoebe:Uh, wellIcantellyouwhy. It抯, it抯 becauseofme. But, y'knowwhat, IonlydiditbecauseIloveyou. Okay?
Frank:What?
Phoebe:Umm, wellI, IkindahadalittlechatwithAlice, andIsortofmadeherseewhyyoutwoshouldn抰 betogether, y'know. Andyou抮egonnaseeitto, oneday, youreally, reallywill.
Frank:Waitaminute, wait, thisisbecauseofyou?
Phoebe:Okay.
Frank:Well, you, waitno, myMotherdidn抰 wantustobetogether, buttheworstthingsheeverdidwastiemetotheporch.
Phoebe:Okay, but.
Frank:Wait, y'knowwhat, I-IcametoyoubecauseIthoughtyou抎 understand! Ohno!! Y'know, Iwouldstormoutofhererightnowif-ifIhadsomemoney, oraplacetogo?br>
[Scene:MonicaandRachel's, RachelisgettingMonicareadyforherdate. Theguysarealsothere. Thedoorbuzzes.]
Rachel:OhmyGod! Themillionaire抯 here!
Chandler: (inafeminineway) OhmyGod! (andhejumpsallaround)
Monica:Guys, please, I抦 justgonnahavedinnerwithhim. Okay?
Chandler:Okay, okay, justbecausehebuysyoudinner, doesnotmeanyouowehimanything.
Monica:Iknow!!
Chandler:Okay, thengetthelobster!
Monica: (openingthedoor) (toPete) Hey!
Pete:Hi.
Rachel:Hi!!
Joey:Hey!
Ross:Hi!
(They抮eallstaringathim, withbig, hugesmilesontheirfaces.)
Joey:Hey, howmuchcashdoyougotinyourpocketrightnow?
Monica:Andthat抯 why, I抦 notinvitingyouinforadrink. (startstoleave) Bye.
All:Oh-no-no-no-no?
Rachel:Justonedrink?!
Monica: (inthehallway) So, wheredoyouwanttogo?
Pete:Hey, youlikepizza?
Monica:Oh, that抯 soundsgreat.
Pete:Iknowagreatlittleplace.
[CuttoashotofthecoliseuminRome, Italy.]
[Scene:ArestaurantinRome, Monicaispayingforthepizza.]
Pete:You抮e, hey, you抮enotpayingforthepizza!
Monica:Ohcomeon, it抯 onlyfair, youpaidfortheflight. Nowis, isthatenoughlire?
Pete:Ahh, I抎 throwanotherthousandonthat.
Monica:Why, howmuchisthat?
Pete:That抯 about 60 cents.
[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's, it抯 themiddleofthenight. Joeyiswalkingintothelivingroom, andrunsintotheentertainmentcentre.]
Joey:Everynight!!
(HestartstowalktothebathroomandhearsthehypnosistapefromChandler抯 bedroom.)
HypnosisTape:Youdonotneedtosmoke. Cigarettesdon抰 controlyou. Youareastrong, confidentwoman, whodoesnotneedtosmoke. Astrong, confidentwoman, whodoesnotneedtosmoke. (Joeywalksoutsmilingtohimself.)
[Scene:Phoebe抯, FrankiswatchingTV, andhe抯 verydepressedasPhoebeenters.]
Phoebe:Hey, Frank. Look, okay, IknowthatyouthinkIdidlikethistotallyevilthing, butIsodidn抰. There抯 someoneherewhocanexplainthisbetterthanIcan.
Alice:HiFrank.
Frank:Hi, Mrs. Knight.
Alice:Phoebe抯 rightFrank. Iknowit抯 hardtohear, butitwould抳ebeenwrongtogothroughwithit. I-I-Iwasbeingselfish, eventhoughwe, wewantthesamethingsnow, inthefuturewemaynot. (toPhoebe) Isthatit, isthatwhatitis?
Phoebe:Yeah, butnotjustthat.
Alice:Right, notjustthat. Umm, eventhoughweloveeachotherasmuchaswedo, nonetheless?br>
Phoebe:Nonetheless.
Alice:Nonetheless. Umm, you抮etooyoungto, toreallyknowwhatyouwant. (Theyembraceinapassionatekiss.)
Phoebe:That抯 right, exactly. (seesthem) Allright, it抯 agoodbyekiss, that抯 good. (FrankpicksAliceupandtheymovetothecouch) Bye-bye. (Theybothliedownonthecouchandstarttomakeout.) Okay, no, theimportantthingisthatyouseewhatI抦 saying, y'know, justy'know, thisisclearlywrong. (Theyignoreher) Okay, I抳edecidedI抦 gonnaletthishappen! Okay, canIjustgetmypurse? (ShereachesinandAlicemoans) Okay, allright, good. (leaves).
CLOSINGCREDITS
[Scene:Chandler抯 bedroom, he抯 listeningtothehypnosistapeagain.]
HypnosisTape:Cigarette抯 don抰 controlyou. Youareastrong, confidentwoman, whodoesnotneedtosmoke.
Joey: (He抯 recordedhisvoiceonthetape) Joey抯 yourbestfriend. Youwanttomakehimacheesesandwicheveryday. (helaughs) Andyoualsowanttobuyhimhundredsofdollarsworthofpants.
(Chandlerwakesupandstaresatthetape.)
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