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迅雷高速下载 音频下载[点击右键另存为]Husband: Wake up, darling.
Wife : What for? It's only 5 o'clock in the morning.
Husband: You forgot? We're going to jog.
Wife : This early? I haven't had enough sleep.
Husband: Get out of bed! It's our agreement. Don't break it on the first day.
Wife : All right! Let me take a shower.
Husband: No, you can take a shower after we come back. Now get up and get dressed.
Wife : What shall I wear?
Husband : Sportswear and jogging shoes.
Wife : I don't have jogging shoes.
Husband: Yes, you have. We bought them yesterday.
Wife : We did?....Oh, look! It's spotting with rain outside. We can't go jogging this morning.
Husband: It isn't raining outside and we are going to jog this morning. Come on! Get dressed.
Wife : But ....
Husband: No buts. It'll be good for your health, and keep you in shape as well.
Wife : All righ't. But you have to understand that I'm doing it for your sake.
Husband: No, it's for your own sake.
Wife : I'm ready....It's dark and chilly outside.
Husband: Let's warm up before we go. Ready? Do as I do. One, two, one, two ....