Battery chickens

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      Nowbatterychickens. Thisisanindustryjargonmeaningchickensareraisedinthesamewayandenmasse.

      BatteryrefersnottheAAbatteriesyouinsertinyourdigitalcameratogiveitelectricitybutsuggestsmanyofthesamethings. Abatteryofsoldiers, forexample, referstoagroupofsoldierswearingthesameuniform.

      Foranotherexample, you’veraisedthreequestionsfromreadingonearticle, that’sabatteryofquestionsrightthere.

      Anyways, batterychickensareraisedinthesmallcagesyouseeinanymodernchickenfarm. Thecagesareindeedcalledbatterycagesbecausetheyareofthesamesmalluniformsize, sosmallthatthechickenswithincanbarelyshiftround. Indeedthisstyleoffarmingiscalledbatteryfarmingaimedatmakingmostefficientuseoflimitedspacetoensurethegreatestprofitmargins.

      Profitmargins, ofallthings.

      Now, theinterestingpart, whichyoudidn’taskbutyoucouldhave. “Likebatterychickens, theoddsurpriseisgoodforthem.” Whatdoesthatmean?

      Itmeanschangeisgood. Ifyouleadamonotonousprisonlifesuchasthatofthebatterychickens, you’dloveachangeofsceneanytime. Orifyouareaprisoner, politicalorcriminal, youwouldlovetostepoutsidethecell, walkintheyardjustforanoccasionalbreathoffreshair.

      Myapologies, bytheway, forcomparingthebatterychickenstohumanprisoners. Myapologiesaretothechickens, ofcourse. Humanprisonerswhenthey’rejailedcanusuallybefaultedforsomewrongdoing. Evenpoliticalprisonershavefaults, too, attheveryleastfornothavingknownbetter. Butthechickensareinnocentthroughandthroughandtheirsmallcagesspeakvolumesaboutcapitalismandhumangreedingeneral.

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