(2004)
- 加拿大
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- 喜剧
- 新增资料
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- 资料纠错
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经典台词
- [first lines of the series] Brent LeRoy: Want me to fill it up? Man: Sure. You know I've never driven across Saskatchewan before. Brent LeRoy: Well, you still haven't really. About halfway to go yet. Man: Sure is flat. Brent LeRoy: How do you mean? Man: You know, flat. Nothing to see. Brent LeRoy: What do you mean, like topographically? Hey Hank, this guy says Saskatchewan is flat. Hank Yarbo: How do you mean? Brent LeRoy: Topographically I guess. He says there's nothin' to see. Hank Yarbo: There's lots to see. There's nothin' to block your view. Brent LeRoy: There's lots to see. Nothin' to block your view. Like the mountains back there. They're uh... Well, what the hell? I could've sworn there was a big mountain range back there. Juttin' up into the sky all purple and majestic. I must be thinkin' of a postcard I saw or somethin'. Hey, it is kinda flat, thanks for pointin' that out. Man: You guys always this sarcastic? Brent LeRoy: There's nothin' else to do. Brent LeRoy: Don't point your pickle at me! Brent LeRoy: Dad look, you're gonna be around for a long time. Oscar Leroy: How can you be so sure? Brent LeRoy: Because, I've angered the Karma Gods, and you're my punishment. [repeated line] Oscar Leroy: Hey, jackass! Mrs. Jensen: With him the customer was always number one. Oscar always treated people with great respect. Oscar Leroy: [suddenly enters] Hey jackass, stop talking to this old wing-nut and pump my gas! Brent LeRoy: Well, he's a people person. Fitzy: My plan to promote Dog River is working. An American tourist came here accidentally. Wanda Dollard: Now, I just need to finish the set design. I'm thinking something shiny. Bright colors, red, green, flashing lights. Brent LeRoy: So old Chistmas decorations? Wanda Dollard: Yeah! Brent LeRoy: Fine, you deck the halls but I'm not donning any gay apparel. Wanda Dollard: Okay. Davis: [after losing the Grey Cup tickets] Well, I'll have to go to a scalper. Karen Pelly: Isn't it weird for you to go to a scalper? Davis: 复制
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- Why? Because I'm a Cree man? I resent that! 复制
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- Karen Pelly: Because you're a police officer and scalping tickets is illegal. Davis: Oh yeah. Lacey: We're sorry if this town seems a little, you know... boring. Dr. Chris Garner: Oh, it's all right. I'm quite accustomed to slower life. Emma Leroy: It gets slower than this? Brent LeRoy: [Davis hands Brent a parking ticket] Why are you giving me a ticket, Davis? I always park here. Davis: Sorry Brent, you can't park here during peak hours. [Brent's is the only car along a long stretch of road] Karen Pelly: I got a riddle for you, Hank. Okay. A plane crashes on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Where do they bury the survivors? Hank Yarbo: Hmmm. Tough one. Right on the border, huh? Well, is there one larger chunk of the airplane on one side? Karen Pelly: No. It's broken directly in half, distributed over the two sides. Hank Yarbo: Wow, that's really tough. Karen Pelly: [Repeats herself] A plane crashes directly on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Where do they bury the SURVIVORS? Hank Yarbo: OHHHHH! The *survivors*. [pause] Hank Yarbo: Bury one on each side. Hank Yarbo: So how's that new doctor guy? Karen Pelly: Actually, "he" is a she. Hank Yarbo: He's a transvestite? Karen Pelly: No, she's a woman! Hank Yarbo: It's a woman transvestite? Theme Song: ["Not A Lot Goin' On"] You can tell me that your dog ran away / Then tell me that it took three days / I've heard every joke / I've heard every one you'd say / You think there's not a lot goin' on / Look closer baby, you're so wrong / And that's why you can stay so long / Where there's not a lot goin' on. Oscar Leroy: Are you saying I'm that easy to distract? Emma Leroy: Look Oscar, this spoon's dirty [holds up a spoon] Oscar Leroy: Really? [Oscar starts to clean the spoon] Lacey: You should seriously consider starting your own cult. Brent LeRoy: I'm thinking about it. Play your cards right and you could be wife number thirty. Davis: New music sucks, and it sucks too loud! Lacey: Karen, I'm glad you're here. Look, we need to talk about the book club. Karen Pelly: I thought the first rule of book club was, you don't talk about book club. Lacey: That's fight club. Karen Pelly: How do you know about fight club? 复制
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