致命玩笑2Joy Ride: Dead Ahead(2008)

advertisement Rusty Nail: I like the rain. Keeps everybody inside and washes everything clean. Rusty Nail: You want out? There's your exit... Rusty Nail: Heck of a joy ride, isn't it... Rusty Nail: Get in, y'catch your death out there... hahahahaha... Goofy Looking Truck Driver: Your titties are too small anyways! I like them super mongo jugs! Yeah, you heard me! Circus boobs! Rusty Nail: She gave me the finger. Now I want it. She gave it to me, I figure it's mine to keep. Goofy Looking Truck Driver: Whoo-wee! This is the finest striptease I ever did see! I'm gonna throw this up on YouTube, get me a million hits. Melissa: Who are you? Goofy Looking Truck Driver: Whoever you want, sexy mama. Close them pretty eyes and pretend I'm Kenny Chesney for all I care. Melissa: I did everything you asked! Rusty Nail: No, you didn't. I saw you down at the funeral parlor. Kayla: Mel, what is going on? Rusty Nail: There's a big difference between a freshly cut, live finger and one snipped from a corpse. Less blood in that one you got there. Stiffer, paler. The nail's yellowed, no nutrients, deteriorating. Want to see what a fresh one looks like? Check the glove compartment.复制