Boston Legal Legal Deficits Season 2, Episode 10 Written by David E.Kelley 2005 David E.Kelley Productions.All Rights Reserved.Broadcast:December 13, 2005 Transcribed by Imamess Melissa Hughes is standing behind bars.In the jail cell with her are about half a dozen other people.Melissa looks forlorn as the others with her are laughing and giggling.Alan Shore comes in and peruses the cell.Alan Shore:To an officer standing next to him.Ill take the blonde.He walks up to Melissa.Melissa.What are we doing in jail?Melissa Hughes:Theyre saying I tried to rob a bank.I didnt.I just smashed a window.Alan Shore:Ah!Liz:And they say Im a prostitute.Ha.Which is ridiculous.Melissa Hughes:Back off, Ho.Liz:What did you say?Come on.Alan Shore:Liz? Liz:Alan? Alan laughs heartily.Oh my God! You just dropped off the side of the earth Alan Shore:I was in a relationship.But now Im not.You still at 1 800- LIZZIE?Melissa Hughes:Whoa, whoa, whoa.Whoa.Hey! Remember me? Im in trouble here.They arrested me? At Crane, Poole and Schmidt Brad Chase is being handcuffed.Brad Chase:Youre arresting me?Detective Perry Vale:Please put your hands behind your back, sir.Brad Chase:You gotta be kidding.Detective Perry Vale